The Iliad, the Odyssey, and All of Greek Mythology in 90 Minutes or Less

It's All Greek to Me!

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On a simple stage, with the clock ticking in front of everyone's eyes, the cast speeds through all of Greek Mythology. Its funny, updated, and made easy to understand. The Gods walk the Red Carpet. The Creation of Mankind is a botched subcontractors job. Man and Pandora try settling down despite an ominous wedding gift. Love stories are a dating show and the Greek Tragedies are sports highlights! And don't forget the two greatest stories ever told, The Iliad and The Odyssey. Kidnap Helen of Troy and you've got a 10 year slap-fight of epic proportions with pouty Achilles, war-hungry Agamemnon, and clever Odysseus, destined to wander the seas for 10 more years fighting giants, seductresses, and the Gods themselves. All the silly decisions, the absurd destinies, and the goofy characters are presented lightning-bolt fast with hysterical results as the clock is stopped with only seconds to spare.


  • Auditions due by March 27.
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    Audition Workshop

    There is no workshop for this production.

    School-Day Performances

  • There are no school performances for this production.
  • Due to public health concerns, we are not accepting reservations for school-day performances at this time.

    Public Performances

  • Fri., May 7 • 6 p.m.
  • Fri., May 8 • 2 p.m.
  • Fri., May 8 • 6 p.m.
  • Fri., May 9 • 2 p.m.
    *Alternate Performance Dates: May 14-16
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